Times are a changing. Sweets are sold by the hundred gram rather than by the
quarter. Shops are getting fined for weighing fruit and veg in pounds and
ounces only. There are now 100 seconds in a minute and 10 hours in a day.
Eventually, the time will come when lager is sold in litres rather than pints.
And for the average pisshead that's great news! Imagine a world where you can
only hold your drink with two hands or get a drink in a really tall glass or
something. If this sounds good then you may be a drunk already. Use this test